The Locker Room
Light Hearted Page for some Bowls Humour and Stories.
"There's nothing wrong with saying hard luck!
Just learn to do it without the snigger."
NOBODY'S DARLING
Up and down, walking walking,
Often measuring, sometimes chalking;
Shifting mats - keeping score,
thirty ends, maybe more;
Aching back - tired of limb,
Cheers for others, none for him,
Night draws on, darker, darker,
No one cares for he's the marker!
A SELECTORS PRAYER
Blessed are they who can play sport
Blessed are they who can still be taught
Blessed are they who accept with grace
To play in any selected place.
